For Sale: Apocalypse Bunker

A Poem

My father is looking at
Zombie apocalypse bunkers on Ebay
and if you don’t believe you could buy
that on Ebay, you really haven’t
spent enough time there
And while I’m pretty sure he’s not about to buy one,
(right now)
he just likes knowing he has the option
because he is always looking toward
the end of the world
toward the worse case scenario